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NEWS FLASH SANTA FINALLY EXPOSED.......

How Does Santa Keep Track of Who's Naughty And Nice? 



"So," little Timmy says, "how in the hell does one man keep tabs on the actions of every kid, in every part of the world, all year?"

There are literally billions of kids on the planet, and we're expected to believe that Santa not only keeps track of every last one of them at all times, but smites the bad ones with 19th century train fuel while showering the good kids with free stuff?

So How Does Santa Do it?

Oh, children. Have you never heard of the NSA? You see, Santa has a surveillance system rivaling our worst Orwellian nightmares at his disposal. All of the technology needed to observe your every action with impunity very much exists, and you can bet the farm he's employing it to keep track of children like you at this very moment.

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How Does Santa Get to Every House in One Night?

The image of an obese guy being dragged around the world by flying ungulates is a pretty tough pill to swallow, believability-wise. Even having solved the cargo problems, you have the fact that the only flying mammals are bats and the fact that Santa has a shitload of houses to visit.


In fact, even if Santa only visits Christian homes; that is still over 3.3 billion people worldwide. That means Santa has a single night to visit over 150 million houses, according to math.

So How Does Santa do it?

For starters, experts point out that Santa could use an antimatter engine to power his sleigh.

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Alternatives to Ammonia Ice Plants

What happened in Fernie, B.C. last week was a tragedy.  Three people died due to an ammonia leak at a community hockey rink.

The majority of ice rinks in Canada use refrigeration systems that use ammonia.  This uses a standard refrigeration process.

BUT – there is alternative system that would eliminate this risk.

Ground Source Heat Pumps (GSHP)

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